Buy a cheap copy of the alphabet of manliness book by maddox. The paperback edition of the alphabet of manliness is now out in two alternate. He still gets hot under the collar here and there, like y is for yelling and z is for zombies. This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face. A manly book that is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.
It is a collection of things manly throughout history. Dont read it, its not for impressionable minds, unless you want. Maddox has a large or at least loud hatedom which doesnt seem to comprehend the concept of tongue in cheek humor and who apparently took the book seriously on every level. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free. M2 best booksc20002006 m2 communications ltd an as yet unpublished book alphabet of manliness by maddox has taken the top slot on amazons bestseller list after the writer sent an email out to fans. The alphabet of manliness is the debut book by american humorist and internet personality maddox, published in 2006. Some parts of the book will be instructional, like a howto guide. Maddox announced the book on february 22,and announced its title to a mailing list on october 18, like most internetinspired works, such as shit my dad says or any of the cheezburger networks many lolcat volumes, the alphabet of manliness is less manifesto of masculinity and more hardbound tasteless joke. Like most internetinspired works, such as shit my dad says or any of the cheezburger networks many lolcat volumes, the alphabet of manliness is less manifesto of masculinity and more hardbound tasteless joke. Maddox, creator of the i am better than your kids ema. The alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox the alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldnt, such as the word holy and the word shit.
Alphabet of manliness how is alphabet of manliness. And maddox s brand of satire just isnt nearly as funny when he is writing about something he adores. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. The author provides tongueincheek advice on what he considers to be manliness, such as beating up on other men, groping women, disciplining children more violently, and becoming a more efficient. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated ebook by. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a page. Maddox has a good number of fans, so it would be expected for the book to sell fairly well. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of. Lumberjacks, pirates, and chuck norris all agree that there is but one arbiter of manliness, and he has but one name.
If you like and enjoy the standup work of george carlin, you should enjoy this book. Interview with alphabet of manliness author maddox youtube. I really did a bangup job on this book, and i deserve all the credit. And maddoxs brand of satire just isnt nearly as funny when he is writing about something he adores. This book is what it says it is from a is for ass kiciking to z is for zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness.
This book is good alternative for the alphabet of manliness paperback. The author provides tongueincheek advice on what he considers to be manliness, such as beating up on other men, groping women, disciplining children more violently, and becoming a more efficient communicator of road rage. The alphabet of manliness by maddox and a great selection of related books, art and collectibles available now at. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time. Download now for free or you can read online the alphabet of manliness revised and. The funniestmanliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox. A manly book that is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or. Aom alphabet of manliness maddox book acronymfinder. In his contribution to the geek canon of chuck norris worship, he spuriously notes. The alphabet of manliness book by maddox thriftbooks. Not a book for higher learning but i still enjoyed it. Its written like a reference book, read like a bible. Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped.
See actions taken by the people who manage and post content. Whereas, hamburger portrays wild extreme slapstick violence by ninjas, maddox portrays wild extreme misogynistic violence. Photographic evidence of faces rocked on my new book tour finally posted. The book is illustrated and has a chapterlength entry for each letter in the english alphabet regarding a manly topic for. Read unlimited books and audiobooks on the web, ipad, iphone. Read this book and over 1 million others with a kindle unlimited membership. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox nook. Brother curtis shares some words of wisdom from maddoxs alphabet of manliness about the day in the life of the greatest american to ever live, chuck norris. Maddox has written three books, starting with the alphabet of manliness published in 2006. Read alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox available from rakuten kobo. If its a crime to be awesome, then i deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. New york times bestselling author maddox talks about his book, the alphabet of manliness, which climbed to no.
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This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like maddox, and the chapters are defined below. A is for asskicking b is for boners c is for copping a feel d is for dump, taking a e is for enlightenment women have never invented anything f is for female wrestling g is for gas h is for hot sauce i is for irate j. A fullcolor insert corrections to typos i, maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. The obedience chapter which is written in the style of a dog training manual, and everywhere else. Youre about to get gangbanged by manliness because theyre both being released at the same time. A is for asskicking b is for boners c is for copping a feel d is for dump, taking a e is for enlightenment women have never invented anything f is for female wrestling g is for gas h is for hot sauce i is for irate j is for jerky. If it needs to be shaved, beaten, or sexed, theres a good chance itll be in this book.
I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. That seems to be of some notability, but i dont track the list, so i dont know how easily books move up and down the list. Maddox announced the book on february 22, 2005, and announced its title to a mailing list on october 18, 2005. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox book. The alphabet of manliness is a humorous novel written by internet satirist and selfproclaimed pirate george ouzounian, who is more famously known by his pseudonym maddox. The paperback edition of the alphabet of manliness is now out in two alternate covers.
I, maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. The middle of the book also happens to be the home of maddoxs finest essays. I hereby revoke all the gratitude i expressed above and keep it for myself. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout. Search for library items search for lists search for. Books by maddox author of the alphabet of manliness. Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. The book is illustrated and has a chapterlength entry for each letter in the english alphabet regarding a manly topic for example, n is for norris, chuck. Aug 20, 2007 new york times bestselling author maddox talks about his book, the alphabet of manliness, which climbed to no. This site is dedicated to the memory of the effeminate man, who has faced the onset of extinction on june 6, 2006. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there.
Nov 06, carrie rated it hhe was amazing recommends it for. The alphabet of manliness, however, consistent with the usual maddox style witty satire and unique approach towards various topics, puts a stronger emphasis on the humor side which i believe is universally funny. Everything from the classy biblelike filigree on the front cover to the diagrams and tabs on each page give this book a frank and authoritative feel. The funniest manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Maddox has 16 books on goodreads with 6666 ratings. The alphabet of manliness is a love letter to masculinity. The longtime proprietor of the absurdly popular website, the best page in the universe, maddox has thoughtfully collected his vast masculine wisdom for the first time in a useful reference work, the alphabet of manliness. Test your manliness detection skills by guessing which part of my body is in the photo below click on the picture to find out.
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